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Toc Demotivational Poster


TAGS: toc tribute cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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Derek - July 18, 2010, 6:33 am
One step, and little chicky gets a flying lesson

TOC - Every pussy is trying to look like her

TAGS: toc
Rating: 3.25/5

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thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:39 pm
Fuck this one, though.


TAGS: time onomonopea death clock ticktock
Rating: 4.92/5

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TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.

HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!

TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm
Mr. Snuffleupagus?


TAGS: snoopy woodstock zombie apocalypse peanuts
Rating: 4.89/5

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rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:07 pm

amsome. good on twist too
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm
I really love the picture. I'm surprised Snoopy had not done it sooner.
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
.....aaand ML rolls. 5L


BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...

TAGS: garter wedding bride groom stocking
Rating: 3.88/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 11:15 pm
Yikes! It looks like all the extra she's eaten came off his plate! If she doesn't starve him to death in the first three months, there's always rolling over in bed. He looks to frail to lift his own body, much less hers.
Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...

THATONECHICK - is no longer allowed to drink Champagne

TAGS: toc drunk
Rating: 4.3/5

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Airman - June 29, 2010, 5:03 pm
you don't remember, do you
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 4:45 pm
Whose foot is behind that guys head? My feet are on the table.


TAGS: spelling toc
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by culos

GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:43 pm
Crack that whip / Give the past the slip / Step on a crack / Break your momma's back / When a problem comes along / You must whip it ... 5 Sig heil's
thatonechick - December 23, 2009, 11:28 am
I see no errors here... *whistles innocently*
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 11:26 am
If TOC is who responds...I'm giong to mizpell everi-theeng!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 11:18 am

Bet she looks better in that uniform than the current animated model
thatonechick - December 23, 2009, 10:42 am


WAKE UP - IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE [ ]P. Diddy [x] Going back to sleep

OFFICE GIRL BARBIE - She knows how to advertise her skills


TAGS: deep thoughts stockholm syndrome
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - June 7, 2015, 11:12 am
Good show... I guess I must now uphold my end of the bargain.


TAGS: toc is amsome where is the tape
Rating: 4.48/5

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Anonymous2 - July 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Wait... why's he wearing a helmet? That will only gain him an extra .000041 seconds of skull protection against that magma...
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:30 pm
No, all the evidence is destroyed on a quarterly basis. :( Safety first!
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 7:29 pm
Any video evidence TOC?
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 7:13 pm
I gave him a 5 for the flying wallenda dismount
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:11 pm
I might also suggest a few tricks off the rim before you jump in. Much more fun to watch.
motifake - July 29, 2010, 2:22 pm

Airman - July 29, 2010, 1:53 pm
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 1:36 pm
Thanks cub.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:31 pm
A Masterpiece! One of your best. 5 sad poodles

CHANGE - Not always a good thing

TAGS: obama wall street stock market economy change
Rating: 2.24/5

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Dylan - July 26, 2009, 12:02 am
LOL he forgot the top of the graph. Also notice how it's BEFORE he got sworn in.
firefly - June 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
Are anti-obama idiots that stupid????????
know_it_all - June 11, 2009, 1:48 pm
the stock market
Paranoia - June 6, 2009, 11:38 pm
What is that graph supposed to represent?


TAGS: gangster fail stock up on energy drinks and smokes
Rating: 4.18/5

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thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 8:56 am
You commenters below me lie. :P
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 6:07 pm
LOL I will lay odds that someone forgot to login. I've done it before.
GreyScorpion - January 3, 2010, 4:52 pm
excellent caption, but an anonymous post. best I can do is 3L
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 4:51 pm
Very funny, but anonymous posting = 1L
Derek - January 3, 2010, 4:51 pm
He hasn't drunk from that


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl sexy fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!

SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.

TOC - Education Is Important I Got You A Periodic Table For Your B-Day

TAGS: toc periodic table
Rating: 4.62/5

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thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:44 am
Sweet! Where can I pick that up?!? I really want that.


SKIRT AND STOCKINGS - it makes the whole package that much nicer


TAGS: roast the decade 1960s sixties woodstock conformity
Rating: 4.8/5

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forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:31 pm
Airman - May 27, 2011, 12:36 pm
far out man


GOOD OLD TRADITIONS? - Are you proud, too?

TAGS: lederhosen fail fashion stockings
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sho - July 11, 2012, 10:42 am
Hahah wtf

INSTRUCTIONS - All Women should come with a complete set.


TAGS: beauty thanks to agdaniele and toc for this
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - May 3, 2010, 6:17 pm

hey - all you need is the area code for this beaty, I can tell you it really does have interstate access
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 10:33 am
Dude! You said you would let me know when your house went on the market! Now I'll have competition! 5 inner beauties.


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L

SUBSERVIENT - President Obama Broke protocol by bowing to foreign royalty. Well, if you won't allow drilling for oil in the US, then you might as well kiss an oil King's butt.

TAGS: politics bow protocol obama appeaser
Rating: 3/5

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WTFO - April 11, 2009, 7:04 pm
Uh, ew.
Mark - April 11, 2009, 11:17 am
I think he wanted to kiss the royal appendage.

STOCKHOLM SYNDROME - Liberal or Conservative, You're a Hostage No Matter the Agenda.

TAGS: stockholm syndrome is there a cure
Rating: 2.45/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 4:15 pm
5 say it out load's

Male or Female -

TAGS: common objects female male photocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm assuming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly sexual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L

HOSTESS - I Heard The News Today, Oh-Boy.

TAGS: hostess not stocked baknrupt
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:47 pm
I second that
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 12:32 pm
Quoting the Beatles' "A Day In The Life" was as perfect as it gets, Rerun!!!


TAGS: culos hosting sleepover protocol charm
Rating: 4.63/5

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ladystarscream - June 27, 2011, 3:39 pm
I've heard of bending over backwards, but that's jsut pushin it!!
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 7:37 pm
#1 accredited charm school worldwide.
culos - March 21, 2011, 7:18 pm
Send her to me for a spell and I might teach her ;-)
martinodv - March 21, 2011, 5:00 pm
Dear Sir I registered so I could say "nice pic!". I wish my missus would bend over backwards to keep me happy
agdaniele - March 20, 2011, 4:30 pm
You're the host with the most, culos!
pzykosiz - March 20, 2011, 7:35 am
good one 5L's
culos - March 20, 2011, 7:13 am
Good to know you appreciate the little gestures, it keeps me going....

RATING BOMBERS - If they can't get 5L's then no one can!

TAGS: realitylord claire toc face parody
Rating: 4.53/5

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CoolioIndeed - September 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
Oh man. I totally forgot I even made these.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 3:49 am
LMAO X-D I enjoyed thi5 soooo much. It is epic.
djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 7:59 am
Oh come on, guys, this is not a private club! You can't expect to have only insiders comments... I like it myself, though! xx
darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:17 am
@Geoffro Get your birdass off of this site.
Sean - December 14, 2010, 7:00 pm
Hey ... WAIT A MINUTE ... if he dies as me ... BWAAAAH! Uhm, sorry about that. I learned too far back in my chair just now. *blushes*
forseti - December 14, 2010, 6:17 pm
Geoffro, you surely got that this has a deeper meaning you perhaps can't get. So please just don't vote on these "insider-posters". Democracy doesn't mean that everybody MUST communicate his impressions...
crankyhead - December 14, 2010, 5:42 pm
I'd give you a six if I could. =)
Geoffro - December 14, 2010, 5:27 pm
1L for the effort to put it all together, -4 for the not being very funny part.
CoolioIndeed - December 14, 2010, 1:51 pm
Well it was initially rejected with a "pm on the way" reason. I never got a reason, so I figured it had something to do with the caption, so I reworked it. Or perhaps they were saving it from the rating bombers at the time!
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2010, 12:43 pm
As always, a masterpiece Mr Coolio.

THAT ONE CHICK - Protects Her Chicks Don't Mess With Momma

TAGS: toc tribute
Rating: 4.36/5

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THE GREATEST GENERATION? - Hey, he survived the brown acid at Woodstock.

TAGS: hippies woodstock sixties
Rating: 4.18/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 10:56 pm
The hippies aren't the ones called the "Greatest Generation", it's their parents: Raised during the depression, won the second world war, etc. Sometimes, their children (the hippies) are called the Golden Generation, because they had so much.
maoworks2 - December 21, 2011, 8:49 am
He Looks Like I Feel This Morning !!

T O C - She knows what she likes... ..."Hand me My Whips, Mama Wants Dessert!"

TAGS: toc i bow down to you tribhte
Rating: 4.12/5

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Chompers - April 2, 2010, 10:24 pm
A tasty 5L. Goes good with some pie.

EVERYONE IS REALLY HOT - Some just don't have photoshop

TAGS: girl photoshopped shopped chopped photochopped
Rating: 3.89/5

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Valthek - December 24, 2009, 4:33 am
photoshop or not.. i'd tap that!
motifake - November 19, 2009, 4:17 pm

Well... I did say *REALLY* hot for a reason. She was hot before too.
aesop's folly - November 19, 2009, 3:37 pm
it was the lighting really killing her in take 1, but the shop job wasnt a bad thing
spacedog - November 19, 2009, 3:16 pm
Hm...my fridge is "burnt almond"...I guess I'm good then. Nice poster Mr.M.
spacedog - November 19, 2009, 3:09 pm
So...my teeth aren't supposed to be the same color as my fridge?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 19, 2009, 2:57 pm
Photoshop is evil. She was fine before. Pop culture is making us all sick in the head. In twenty years, you'll be ashamed to not be a slab of primary color with a slight gradient the way unrealistic expectations are going. The pic on right is a cartoon
Derek - November 19, 2009, 2:32 pm
Preferred the original apart from being a bit dark.
omnia - November 19, 2009, 2:20 pm
she is hot, even without photoshop
DreMagnum - November 19, 2009, 12:02 pm
Yeah, im confused
thatonechick - November 19, 2009, 11:56 am
What was wrong before? Awwww...




OCTOCAMO - when you see it you'll shit bricks

TAGS: octocamo
Rating: 1.86/5
LOLOLOL - July 27, 2009, 8:28 pm
KKK confederate bastards ruin everything X(
guest - June 15, 2009, 5:57 pm
i can barely see the dudes face, this one is too dark to really make out the nigger. o.o
guesto - May 5, 2009, 8:33 pm
Top left of the image. Outline of a face.
pro - October 18, 2008, 5:23 am
There's a black kid sitting in front of the fourth girl from the left. These things get repetitive. Always look for the black kid.
Charles - October 18, 2008, 12:41 am
Ok, I zoomed in on the pic, and I still don't know wtf these posters are on about.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 17, 2008, 11:50 pm
I will never shit bricks, ever. I had a special brick detector built into my anus for that very purpose. Any and all bricks I am about to shit get pulverized into sand. This poster would not even make me shit sand.

MY POKEMON - Bring all the nerds to the yard.


TAGS: toc
Rating: 4.92/5

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thatonechick - August 17, 2010, 1:07 pm
Hmmm... looks like she missed a few strays there. Get that chickEn some tweezers.
rerun - August 16, 2010, 6:50 pm

and she was just calming down
Reality Lord - August 16, 2010, 9:12 am

i'm actually afraid to say i loved it and gave you 5...see...now i'm frickin dead as well.
Reality Lord - August 16, 2010, 9:11 am

lmfao....you are soooo frickin dead dude.


TAGS: legs stockings sexy cubby
Rating: 4.87/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 6:09 pm
Gorgeous girl.
Cubbybear - November 8, 2010, 10:26 pm
Me too!
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:13 pm
I'd love to have a fuchsia with her!


TAGS: the ladies of motifake toc claire tribute cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 7:12 pm
Was Cubby left alone with the drink?......I smell rohypnol in the air...
rerun - August 8, 2010, 5:57 pm

who knew she would get drunk on a virgin strawberry dacquri?


TAGS: my tribute to toc cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:57 pm
Ciao, bella!
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:50 pm
Good night! Sleep time for crazy bitch over here.

TOC'S THRONE - TOC may be taking this whole Motifake Mod/Goddess thing a little to far.

TAGS: toc tribute roast power corrupts
Rating: 4.57/5

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pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 12:42 am
it looks like how they created lady gaga


TAGS: toc roasted
Rating: 4.5/5

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thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:50 am
The characters in my animes are my friends. So there.


TAGS: toc tribute
Rating: 4.44/5

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rerun - August 12, 2010, 10:31 am

somebody bloody well doesn't like tributes
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 10:04 am
Yep. We were just discussing this one.
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 9:52 am
I see 'em..
culos - August 12, 2010, 9:48 am
Mods, it seems there's another Unabomber on the prowl....


TAGS: home depot renovations ty toc
Rating: 4.39/5

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EricTheRed - December 12, 2010, 2:11 pm
You TOO?!? Damn I hate it when that happens....Try Lowes they will at least let you have a copy of the security video...after you settle


TAGS: tribute toc rerun coffee
Rating: 4.35/5

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Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 7:53 pm
I changed it up from the one in the forum. RS being the good mod lite rejected it earlier due to my shitty spelling, thankfully. So i re - did it and spruced it up. Nice work Grey!
ICEMAN - March 22, 2010, 7:51 pm
5 warm & fuzzies
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 7:48 pm
I saw this poster earlier in the topic 1000 forum post. I used the same words in an e-mail, and I gotta date later!! whoo-hoo!! she's married though :(...to some grey bug guy
rerun - March 22, 2010, 7:41 pm

love it, and I am a coffee junky as well.
Derek - March 22, 2010, 6:38 pm
Mmmmm coffee


TAGS: toc tribute day
Rating: 4.3/5

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thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:42 am
Is that what my cosplay outfit looks like?


TAGS: no offense toc please don t kill me or drop the ban hammer
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - July 28, 2010, 6:33 pm

I have to agree with the Mrs. on this one, Wow.
Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 10:24 am
5 Cases of bait for you Capn.
Cubbybear - July 28, 2010, 10:23 am
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
thatonechick - July 28, 2010, 9:13 am
culos - July 28, 2010, 9:10 am
I'm sorry Mr and Mrs Rerun but this is a solid 5!
crankyhead - July 28, 2010, 2:34 am
I'm scared to vote lol
Bartimaeus - July 28, 2010, 2:21 am
Worms? So Spacedog had a role in this, too.
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 2:08 am
Nice knowing you. 5L's


TAGS: couch potato girl woman stockings
Rating: 4.26/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:17 am
we're supposed to put texts on motifakes ? man !
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:43 pm
These pictures are awesome... but the text??? Uh??? Where is it?

I WANNA SEE IT PAINTED BLACK - painted black black as night, black as coal

TOC CONTEMPLATES SURGERY... - Don't do it! With your winning smile, beautiful eyes and ummmm... other assets, almost no one notices your feet!

JUST SO YOU KNOW - What Aggy, Rerun, GreyScorpion & Mr. M get up at the Annual Mod's Picnic.


TAGS: toc really enjoys her motifake duties mod tirbute day
Rating: 4.14/5

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spacedog - August 9, 2010, 11:38 pm
Well TOC never did shy away from the messy stuff.
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:37 am
Bloody hell this is good. I sounded all sorts of sophisticated!! 5 well lubed timmy trimmers.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 11:50 pm



TAGS: this on is toc safe
Rating: 3.59/5

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GiBro - August 10, 2010, 3:36 pm
4 kitty cats... no lions

STOCK OPTIONS - They Have Guaranteed Residual Value


TAGS: life time woman sexy leg joke double entendre ankle stocking heel talent courage dark place
Rating: 3.21/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
I dare say there'd be no shortage of followers here.


D.O.T ADVISORY - 0013392E - Un-Safe Excess Junk in your Trunk Correct Load Securing Devices Are Recommended, Under This Much Tension A Single G-String Is Not Enough...

TAGS: junk tush buttock rear
Rating: 2.4/5

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kevin32 - December 19, 2011, 8:48 am
Who is the woman in this poster?


THE STOCK MARKET - A casino for lazy people

TAGS: casino for lazy people stock market
Rating: 2.36/5

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GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 5:31 pm
you got a 3 out of 4 chance
mmmBingSoo - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
the mod who approved this must be a smart one eh

Market Crashed -


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


TAGS: wall street trading stocks tip
Rating: 4.65/5

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kay9kabang - August 12, 2010, 6:57 am
that is not the face you want your stock broker to have
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 7:05 pm
My adviser tells me they all trend upward in the long run... just like motifake ratings. Right? 5L
forseti - July 21, 2010, 4:13 pm
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:43 am
Nice! 5L

CLUB MOTIFAKE - Exotic Destinations Unlimited Umbrella Drinks Noobs carry the luggage

TAGS: our activity director toc
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:13 pm
God help Rio.
Airman - May 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
God help us if we go to Rio
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 12:10 pm
What? Don't you want to wrestle Forseti in baby oil? I bet you do!
Bartimaeus - May 26, 2010, 11:59 am
That's sick, Jake. For shame.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 11:50 am
Can't we have baby oil wrestling?
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 11:49 am
First stop, New Orleans!! Woohoo!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:48 am
Okay... so will we still need all this baby oil, or no? I bought a whole case of it.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 11:45 am
We are they have just failed to realize it yet.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:44 am
I didn't know I had to follow FAA regs. :( I thought motifake was exempt.
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 11:42 am
sorry toc, that idea got shot down by the FAA, remember? entrance/egress issues or something. So we went with theater in the round seating in the back. next to the bar.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:37 am
I can't give many deets, but I had a stripper pole installed every few feet in the aisle. ;)
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 11:36 am
Hells yea! I wonder what is on the lineup for the in flight entertainment?

ENOUGH OF JOHN WAYNE - ThatOneChick comes with us until you have Randolph Scott day

TAGS: john wayne toc
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:32 am

CHICK-FAKES - Hot Chicks In Vinyl SFW & TOC Approved Also Available Rotisserie Style

TOC - She'll always find a way to be a leader of the crowd

TAGS: toc
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:38 am
Any chick who'll put a worm in her mouth will always be pursued!


TAGS: toc are you happy now
Rating: 4.41/5

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pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 9:08 pm
run cubby run

TOC - Pay Her One Compliment On Her Legs And She Looses Her Head.

TAGS: toc legs
Rating: 4.4/5

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Cubbybear - June 14, 2010, 12:38 am
I'd second that!
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 12:34 am
Ahhhhh... self-promotion!
thatonechick - June 14, 2010, 12:17 am
Nice piece of tail.
ICEMAN - June 13, 2010, 8:41 pm
OBTW, Who approved this? Shouldn't this be NSFW?
ICEMAN - June 13, 2010, 8:39 pm
Nice tail. 5L


TOC - Though not entirely sure what she was getting into, ThatOneChick soon found banning Timmies to be quite delightful.

TAGS: toc thatonechick inception timmy timmies ban
Rating: 4.39/5

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CoolioIndeed - June 14, 2010, 2:22 pm
Oh, and someone brought up the lulz they got from me using Retrochop in this, and I wish I could admit I knew his background enough to portray him as a Timmy, but it was just an odd coincidence.
CoolioIndeed - June 13, 2010, 6:53 pm
Thanks, I put a little more thought into this one compared to the last two in the series.(As hard as that is to believe)
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:23 pm
One of your BEST Coolio! 5L
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 2:08 pm


TAGS: protocol
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - February 25, 2010, 4:46 pm
@Tequilio - You'd hope that military types knew a lot about weapons (at least if they're on your side.)
Tequilio - February 25, 2010, 3:01 pm
How the fuck is it that everyone here is in some type of military organisation and knows shit loads about weapons? this is funny though, good work
todd snyder - February 24, 2010, 6:06 pm
5L from a Navy Senior Chief
know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 3:02 pm
not exactly original, but still pretty funny...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Darling
Airman - February 24, 2010, 11:57 am
thanks all of yous
Mongo - February 24, 2010, 9:09 am
5 Goats for you from a Navy Chief!
lesterinside - February 24, 2010, 6:02 am
5L.. Very few can fly straight through the no-NSFW zone the way like airman does.
Bob D. Sailor - February 24, 2010, 1:26 am
I'm an E5 currently, for now...
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:53 pm
Bob? Sux for now bro. But I've been to mast twice and now look. I'm gonna be commandant of the CG!! Keep a PMA and don't let "the man" get you down. You'll do fine. Did I mention.... I'm making Chief? E-7? I'm kinda a big deal. Kinda....
Bob D. Sailor - February 23, 2010, 10:23 pm
Thank you, Airman. I needed a good laugh for a really crappy day. By that I mean almost got ran into a concrete wall by one of my LT's and maybe facing Mast.
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:34 pm
5 more Ls for Airman.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 5:01 pm
Had me Laughing at work! Thanks!
MO - February 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
Nice one. As a side note, I'm below the cut and should be tacking on the Anchors in a few months. Soon I'll be in charge of fries and that's where the big bucks start rollin in!!


TAGS: toc
Rating: 4.27/5

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OKAY... MAYBE I WENT TOO FAR - But it was for TOC appreciation day! If you love someone set them free, If they don't come back... well... pellet guns are pretty effective

TAGS: but it was for toc appreciation day
Rating: 4.27/5

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thatonechick - May 12, 2010, 8:58 am
Is that... blood? Wow. 5 razor blades.
rerun - May 12, 2010, 6:34 am

funny and yet disturbing.


TAGS: toc
Rating: 4.23/5

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thatonechick - July 30, 2010, 9:17 am
We had a safe word? Oops. Why aren't you talking... or breathing...? Might need to loosen up the choke chain. :S Sorry.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 8:40 am
We have to...She always forgets the safe word!


TAGS: toc lost roast poster
Rating: 4.23/5

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Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 9:48 pm
getreal- perhaps you should change your name to getlost.
corbett06 - September 5, 2010, 11:14 am
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:47 pm
Really a 7 man army with 13,338 members. Good call get real. Enjoy your short visit to our wonderful site
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:43 pm
internal things like this need to be screened from the feed. nobody on the planet has a clue what your 7 Person Army secret jokes mean.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:26 pm
But thankfully she does know how to use bacon.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:25 pm

For some odd reason she never makes chicken or turkey sammichs.....
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:25 pm

SECRETS - TOC and Mooooooooooooooooooo are hiding something

TAGS: toc mooooooooooooooooooo
Rating: 4.2/5

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Zealot - July 27, 2010, 8:32 pm
Dude, no unecesary mental pictures
ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 8:26 pm
This begs the question... Which came first???

TOC - Something you will never see... thatonechick losing her head, her temper maybe but not her head.

TAGS: toc day
Rating: 4.2/5

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ICEMAN - June 12, 2010, 10:42 am
Damn, you're good. That's Mike alright.
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 10:13 am
Yes, yes it is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken But it wasn't as long as I'd thought...
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 10:11 am
Is that a picture of that one chicken that lived for years without its head? LoL 5 gizzards.

EVEN AS A CHILD... - TOC could stop a Timmy in his tracks... Talk to the BAN HAND!



TAGS: stockpiling calendar attic sell
Rating: 3.85/5

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Iconoclast - October 30, 2011, 2:38 pm
And then when you finally decide to sell off those things, they're not worth what you paid for them 30 years ago.

THATONESCOUT - that didn't last too long

TAGS: have to just be toc
Rating: 3.85/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 5:39 pm
ROR! Nice, 5 swift kicks!

REJECTION - Not so bad when TOC does it

TAGS: reject toc
Rating: 3.82/5

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GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
Jake, that's called stalking. 5 file 13's
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 3:03 pm
TOC rejected me 3 times this week! At least I think/hope it was her...if not some of my posters just don't make sense!
thatonechick - December 24, 2009, 2:55 pm
I was torn between rejecting it just because... and approving it because now it's ironic. 5L for making me twirl my beard in thought!



TAGS: toc tribute
Rating: 3.8/5

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TOC SWITCH - If you turn on the correct one, TOC is yours.

TAGS: switch on correct toc
Rating: 3.67/5

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forseti - September 17, 2010, 12:49 am
thx Derek. And this > ;) < is a smiley with a wink. :P
Anonymous2 - September 16, 2010, 11:36 pm
I'll just ask her which one she wants me to flip. If it's meant to be, she'll tell me the truth, if not, I flipped a switch.
Derek - September 16, 2010, 6:09 pm
It's cyrillic Forseti, not kanji
forseti - September 16, 2010, 1:28 pm
Well, my Japanese is not the best... ;)
Chompers - September 16, 2010, 11:34 am
have fun with that.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:02 am
good luck

THAT ONE CHICK - Loved for her humor, desired for her beauty, envied for her smarts, and ridiculed for her enormous clown feet!

TAGS: toc appreciation day big ole feets
Rating: 3.65/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2010, 12:10 pm
Clown feet? Have you and Chompers been getting dressed in the dark? Or Faceplant? Or Sickartist?..... we sure have a lot of clowns around here!
thatonechick - June 23, 2010, 11:45 am
Hey! I missed this one. 5 huge toes...

GOOGLE - I swear it can see your fricken screen!

TOC - She is the early one And if not - she kicks other chicks asses

TAGS: toc
Rating: 3.58/5

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thatonechick - June 25, 2010, 9:22 am
LoL Too cute. :)

NOW CHILDREN - When ThatOneChick rejects your motifake, don't scream or she'll rip your brain out through your nose!

EYE PROTECTION - Vital when wielding the ban hammer... Might wanna invest in a mouth guard too.

THAT ONE CHICK - Ban Lasers blazing once again defeats the powers of Timmosity! Brava dear lady, Brava!